“What if God is Real” (Vocals: David Burke, Kelly Burke, Joey Kang, Joe Fuller, Cathy Biscan) Believe in this.  Believe in that.  Give me the truth, ma’am, just the facts.  Mom and dad say the Bible’s true, but sometimes I think they’re coo-coo!  I can say God is real.  That ain’t hard, no big deal.  And if miracles are His specialty, God, help me win the lottery.   What if, what if God is real and watching over us right now.  Maybe, maybe He would laugh or maybe He’d pass out!   I believe, maybe not, but I’m gonna give God a shot.  Will He take me up there, I don’t know, but I sure know where I don’t wanna go!  Ain’t no God, ain’t no way!  That is all I’m gonna say.   So keep it down you holy bunch, and let me please enjoy my lunch.   God, if You are true, please have a sense of humor too.  We’re just teenage kids who are a bit confused. But what about this thing called life, so full of doubt, so full of strife.  Many people have it tough; the life they lead ain’t good enough.  But we know that life is good.  Let’s try to believe; we really should.  ‘Cause when we die and turn to dust, we’ll need our God to sweep us up.   Amen!